BEFORE & AFTER

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 20 Nov 2015, 19:56

If I am coming then you must be going, perhaps you need new backless shoes

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 21 Nov 2015, 12:06

I went and now I have returned, just like any other returning to the fold brigade

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 23 Nov 2015, 10:41

Cry before breakfast laugh after supper

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 24 Nov 2015, 14:46

Before I talked I cried instead

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 25 Nov 2015, 10:32

milk in the cup first then add hot water & sugar

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 27 Nov 2015, 14:10

warm the pot before adding the tea leaves and place pot on hot stand to brew

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 28 Nov 2015, 11:55

Put T Pot cosy over T Pot for 2nd cup of T

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 29 Nov 2015, 11:35

Tell the Butcher his faggots were tasty but his peas pudding was bit salty

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 29 Nov 2015, 14:41

Before I cooked the Lunch Salmon cakes I should have defrosted them

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 30 Nov 2015, 13:35

Today I shall put the cart before the horse

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 01 Dec 2015, 10:56

After horse has left hose cement

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 01 Dec 2015, 13:56

I Prepared to attend a royal command and hope I was not to be sent to the dungeons for playing marbles in the gutter, but HM smiled sweetly and helped me get off my knees then we swapped Alleys!

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 03 Dec 2015, 11:12

Sing before breakfast cry before supper!

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 03 Dec 2015, 18:34

Be engaged six months before you marry

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 05 Dec 2015, 12:53

Put milk in the first and tea second.

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