Limericks!!

Keep your brains active and healthy! USE IT OR LOSE IT!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Oct 2018, 15:39

Do you have a bet on the cup?
If so your brain needs a check up

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 15 Oct 2018, 16:34

Do you have a bet on the cup?
If so your brain needs a check up
two bob here, two bob there

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Oct 2018, 10:43

Do you have a bet on the Cup?
If so your brain needs a check up
Two bob here, two bob there
Shirt's gone, cupboard's bare

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 16 Oct 2018, 11:20

Do you have a bet on the Cup?
If so your brain needs a check up
Two bob here, two bob there
Shirt's gone, cupboard's bare
the brain's ready to erupt


the Beer fests is in October

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 16 Oct 2018, 12:13

the Beer fests is in October
No driving unless You're sober

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Oct 2018, 15:50

The Beer Fest is in October
No driving unless you're sober
Moderation in ale

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 16 Oct 2018, 16:07

The Beer Fest is in October
No driving unless you're sober
Moderation in ale
I only drink pale

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 17 Oct 2018, 22:11

The Beer Fest is in October
No driving unless you're sober
Moderation in ale
I only drink pale
friends think I'm just a poser


November, December It's Christmas

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 18 Oct 2018, 09:18

November, December It's Christmas
It's coming with terrible quickness

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 18 Oct 2018, 09:29

November, December It's Christmas
It's coming with terrible quickness
12 months have flown

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 18 Oct 2018, 10:30

November, December It's Christmas
It's coming with terrible quickness
12 months have flown
and your toe nails have grown

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 18 Oct 2018, 17:30

November, December It's Christmas
It's coming with terrible quickness
12 months have flown
your toe nails have grown
but that won't stop pre-christmas sickness



It's a shame that old Guy Fawkes is dead

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 19 Oct 2018, 14:30

It's a shame that old Guy Fawkes is dead
Double bunger blew up near his head :eek

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Post by lynny » 20 Oct 2018, 11:12

It's a shame that old Guy Fawkes is dead
Double bunger blew up near his head
It foiled his great plot

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 21 Oct 2018, 09:53

It's a shame that old Guy Fawkes is dead
Double bunger blew up near his head
It foiled his great plot
to blow up parliament lot

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