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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 26 Dec 2017, 09:56

Godfather's wearing his Santa hat
A jolly red suit and tummy fat
He filled up his sleigh
with toys by the way
And he gave his reindeer a pat

This has been a terrible year

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 26 Dec 2017, 16:21

This has been a terrible year
I’ve finished the gin and drunk all the beer

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 26 Dec 2017, 19:04

by lynny » 26 Dec 2017, 06:21

This has been a terrible year
I’ve finished the gin and drunk all the beer
There was Brexit and Trump

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 27 Dec 2017, 11:37

This has been a terrible year
I’ve finished the gin and drunk all the beer
There was Brexit and Trump
Hillary Clinton the frump

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Post by lynny » 27 Dec 2017, 16:58

This has been a terrible year
And I’ve drunk all of my beer
There was Brexit and Trump
Hillary Clinton the frump
And not one reason to cheer


There's not one crumb in the larder he said

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Post by Biggdad » 27 Dec 2017, 20:46

There's not one crumb in the larder he said
Just have to go hungry & then off to bed

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Post by lynny » 27 Dec 2017, 22:30

There's not one crumb in the larder he said
Just have to go hungry & then off to bed
My wife's greedy rellies

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Post by Biggdad » 28 Dec 2017, 14:21

There's not one crumb in the larder he said
Just have to go hungry & then off to bed
My wife's greedy rellies
Filled up their Bellies

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Post by lynny » 30 Dec 2017, 10:33

There's not one crumb in the larder he said
Just have to go hungry & then off to bed
My wife's greedy rellies
Filled up their Bellies
And not left me one slice of bread


When steering a very large yacht

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Post by Biggdad » 31 Dec 2017, 04:19

When steering a very large yacht
remember what cha been taught

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 31 Dec 2017, 07:50

When steering a very large yacht
remember what cha been taught
keep a watchful lookout

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Post by lynny » 31 Dec 2017, 12:36

When steering a very large yacht
remember whatcha been taught
keep a watchful lookout
when going about

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Post by Biggdad » 31 Dec 2017, 23:40

When steering a very large yacht
remember what cha been taught
keep a watchful lookout
when your going about
The wind hits your sails with a clout


This is this last time for 2017

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Post by lynny » 01 Jan 2018, 09:56

This is this last time for 2017
And what a funny year it has been

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 01 Jan 2018, 11:23

This is this last time for 2017
And what a funny year it has been
Enjoy the year ahead

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