Limericks!!

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Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 01 Jan 2018, 13:34

This is this last time for 2017
And what a funny year it has been
Enjoy the year ahead
12.30 just got outa bed

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 02 Jan 2018, 03:26

This is this last time for 2017
And what a funny year it has been
Enjoy the year ahead
12.30 just got outa bed
So I'm ready, steady to go in 2018


Years have Gone , I don't Know where

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Post by lynny » 02 Jan 2018, 08:29

Years have gone, I don't know where
My eyesights gone and so's my hair

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Post by Biggdad » 02 Jan 2018, 11:08

Years have gone, I don't know where
My eyesights gone and so's my hair
A wee plastic thing in my ear

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Post by mavisbramston » 02 Jan 2018, 18:13

Years have gone, I don't know where
My eyesights gone and so's my hair
A wee plastic thing in my ear
I now take Viagra with my beer

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Post by mavisbramston » 02 Jan 2018, 21:58

Years have gone, I don't know where
My eyesights gone and so's my hair
A wee plastic thing in my ear
I now take Viagra with my beer
And I read Silver Peers in my rocking chair

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Post by mavisbramston » 02 Jan 2018, 21:59

I had a dog and her name was Jane

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Post by Biggdad » 03 Jan 2018, 13:12

I had a dog and her name was Jane
she was a bloody big great dane

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Post by Teddy » 03 Jan 2018, 13:46

I had a dog and her name was Jane
she was a bloody big great dane
She loved a great piece of pork

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Post by Biggdad » 03 Jan 2018, 15:40

I had a dog and her name was Jane
she was a bloody big great dane
She loved a great piece of pork
Fed right off my fork

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Post by lynny » 03 Jan 2018, 17:21

Sorry, I had to shorten the 3rd line Teddy.......... 8-[


I had a dog and her name was Jane
she was a bloody big great dane
She loved some roast pork
Fed right off my fork
And only drank the best French champagne



The Vicar sat down at the bar

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Post by mavisbramston » 04 Jan 2018, 09:42

The Vicar sat down at the bar
On his knee sat Lady Ga Ga

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Post by Biggdad » 04 Jan 2018, 10:24

The Vicar sat down at the bar
On his knee sat Lady Ga Ga
she sang him a song

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Post by Teddy » 04 Jan 2018, 11:00

The Vicar sat down at the bar
On his knee sat Lady Ga Ga
she sang him a song
The lyrics all wrong

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Post by Biggdad » 05 Jan 2018, 04:06

The Vicar sat down at the bar
On his knee sat Lady Ga Ga
she sang him a song
The lyrics all wrong
Tra , la la la, la la la, LAAAR


When waking at 4 in the MORN

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