Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Jan 2018, 13:35

My dentures i keep in a glass
when I'm out mowing the grass
Hearing aids in my pocket
Heart plugged in a socket

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Post by Biggdad » 15 Jan 2018, 17:19

My dentures i keep in a glass
when I'm out mowing the grass
Hearing aids in my pocket
Heart plugged in a socket
So I won't fall on my fat arse!

11 months till Christmas again

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Jan 2018, 08:54

Eleven months till Christmas again
What happened last year drove me insane

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Post by lynny » 16 Jan 2018, 18:59

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Eleven months till Christmas again
What happened last year drove me insane
I try to forget

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Post by Teddy » 17 Jan 2018, 11:10

Eleven months till Christmas again
What happened last year drove me insane
I try to forget
Because you regret?

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Post by lynny » 17 Jan 2018, 18:01

Eleven months till Christmas again
What happened last year drove me insane
I try to forget
Because you regret
Not getting your share of champagne



So many cooking shows on TV

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Post by lynny » 18 Jan 2018, 11:28

So many cooking shows on TV
But I don't know what to get for my tea

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Post by Biggdad » 18 Jan 2018, 12:54

So many cooking shows on TV
But I don't know what to get for my tea
Chops "N" Chips & a green pea
C'mon Lynne don't you agree

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Post by lynny » 18 Jan 2018, 17:34

So many cooking shows on TV
But I don't know what to get for my tea
Chops "N" Chips & a green pea
C'mon Lynne don't you agree
I'd quite like an onion bahgee



Jamie Oliver's dyeing his hair

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Post by Biggdad » 19 Jan 2018, 06:37

Jamie Oliver's dyeing his hair
Not polite, you should not stare

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Post by Teddy » 19 Jan 2018, 11:13

Jamie Oliver's dyeing his hair
Not polite, you should not stare
As someone licks the spoon

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Post by lynny » 19 Jan 2018, 19:04

Jamie Oliver's dyeing his hair
Not polite, you should not stare
Someone licks the spoon
And bays at the moon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 20 Jan 2018, 13:37

Jamie Oliver's dyeing his hair
Not polite, you should not stare
Someone licks the spoon
And bays at the moon
And Jamie is making eclairs

????????


There was an old woman from York

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Post by mavisbramston » 20 Jan 2018, 14:12

There was an old woman from Yotk
Who combed her pubes with a fork

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 20 Jan 2018, 21:56

mavisbramston wrote:
20 Jan 2018, 14:12
There was an old woman from York
Who combed her pubes with a fork

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