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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 07 Feb 2018, 13:51
by Biggdad
The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 08 Feb 2018, 08:59
by lynny
The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse
But when they're asleep

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 08 Feb 2018, 09:54
by Biggdad
The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse
But when they're asleep
there is never a peep

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 11:39
by Teddy
The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse
But when they're asleep
there is never a peep
From a hot bath to delouse


They took the wrong train to Paris

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 12:07
by lynny
They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs Harris

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Feb 2018, 13:51
by lynny
They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs John Harris
She asked the conductor

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Feb 2018, 19:17
by lynny
They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs John Harris
She asked the conductor
If he could instruct her

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2018, 11:18
by mavisbramston
They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs John Harris
She asked the conductor
If he could instruct her
To find a destination that rhymed with Paris


Sorry :lol: could not help myself.

The boogy man came a knocking

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2018, 17:16
by lynny
Go for it Mavis! :icon_biggrin:
I was trying to do something in french myself. :hitting_wall


The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Feb 2018, 11:27
by Teddy
The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking
To cover his Acne

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Feb 2018, 17:22
by lynny
The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking
To cover his acne
His aunty from Hackney

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 03:38
by Biggdad
The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking
To cover his acne
His aunty from Hackney
rubbed zinc cream allover his noggin'


A little old man from Trawalla

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 11:21
by Teddy
A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 09:24
by lynny
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=D= Bigddad!


A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar
Became P M

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 10:51
by Biggdad
A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar
Became the P. M.
That'll depend