Limericks!!

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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 19 Feb 2018, 12:56

Its hard at times.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 20 Feb 2018, 12:57

The Commonwealth Games will be fun
Suncoast or Goldcoast thankful not Sun
I'm watching the swimming
to see which country winning
There's medals galore to be won


There was an old lady in Broome

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Post by lynny » 21 Feb 2018, 09:27

There was an old lady in Broome
Who rented a very small room

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Post by Teddy » 21 Feb 2018, 11:13

There was an old lady in Broome
Who rented a very small room
Which withstood the cyclone

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Post by lynny » 21 Feb 2018, 14:06

There was an old lady in Broome
Who rented a very small room
Which withstood the cyclone
But looked rather windblown

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Post by Teddy » 22 Feb 2018, 10:25

There was an old lady in Broome
Who rented a very small room
Which withstood the cyclone
But looked rather windblown
Said she no need for doom and gloom[flash=][/flash]




She fixed him with a stony eye

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Post by lynny » 22 Feb 2018, 12:02

She fixed him with a stony eye
He'd eaten all the apple pie

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Post by lynny » 23 Feb 2018, 14:44

She fixed him with a stony eye
He'd eaten all the apple pIe
He'd not left a crumb

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Post by Teddy » 23 Feb 2018, 17:37

She fixed him with a stony eye
He'd eaten all the apple pIe
He'd not left a crumb
Which was really so dumb

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Post by lynny » 26 Feb 2018, 08:38

She fixed him with a stony eye
He'd eaten all the apple pIe
He'd not left a crumb
Which was really so dumb
There's none left for mother and I



There was a young lady in Dover

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Post by Teddy » 26 Feb 2018, 10:57

There was a young lady in Dover
Who thought she'd landed in clover

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Post by lynny » 26 Feb 2018, 12:04

There was a young lady in Dover
Who thought she'd landed in clover
She'd just won the Lotto

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Post by lynny » 27 Feb 2018, 09:00

There was a young lady in Dover
Who thought she'd landed in clover
She'd just won the Lotto
and got slightly blotto

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Post by Teddy » 27 Feb 2018, 11:32

There was a young lady in Dover
Who thought she'd landed in clover
She'd just won the Lotto
and got slightly blotto
but no longer a pushover



I always avoid a Kangaroo

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 27 Feb 2018, 12:25

I always avoid a Kangaroo
Especially when in a stew

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