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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 31 Mar 2018, 13:11

Old Tom's got a very big nose
Looks quite elegant in repose
His nose is red
And when in bed
He picks his nose with his toes



Ugly Betty had a huge hairy wart

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Post by Biggdad » 31 Mar 2018, 20:48

Ugly Betty had a huge hairy wart
On a part where nobody thought

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Post by lynny » 31 Mar 2018, 22:53

Ugly Betty had a huge hairy wart
On a part where nobody thought
Her doctor said ‘Well !’

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Post by Biggdad » 01 Apr 2018, 14:01

Ugly Betty had a huge hairy wart
On a part where nobody thought
Her doctor said ‘Well !’
I'm afraid it will swell

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Post by Teddy » 02 Apr 2018, 08:28

Ugly Betty had a huge hairy wart
On a part where nobody thought
Her doctor said ‘Well !’
I'm afraid it will swell
Cleanse the wound as you were taught



A Cottage-Gate stood open wide

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Post by lynny » 02 Apr 2018, 11:54

A cottage gate stood open wide
A notice said 'do come inside'

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Post by mavisbramston » 02 Apr 2018, 20:17

A cottage gate stood open wide
A notice said 'do come inside'
I went inside I saw a bear

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Post by lynny » 03 Apr 2018, 09:50

A cottage gate stood open wide
A notice said 'do come inside'
Inside was a bear
for 3 bears lived there

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Post by Teddy » 03 Apr 2018, 12:47

A cottage gate stood open wide
A notice said 'do come inside'
Inside was a bear
for 3 bears lived there
So that made it hard to decide



The air is bright with hues of light

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Post by lynny » 03 Apr 2018, 20:13

The air is bright with hues of light
The sunset was a treat tonight

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Post by mavisbramston » 04 Apr 2018, 10:03

The air is bright with hues of light
The sunset was a treat tonight
I said to my mate

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Post by Biggdad » 04 Apr 2018, 12:20

The air is bright with hues of light
The sunset was a treat tonight
I said to my mate
now don't be late

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Post by lynny » 05 Apr 2018, 10:19

The air is bright with hues of light
The sunset was a treat tonight
I said to my mate
now don't be late
That blue moon is a wonderful sight


Young Joe sang a very sad song

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Post by Teddy » 05 Apr 2018, 13:39

Young Joe sang a very sad song.
About Hearts and hands no longer strong

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Post by lynny » 05 Apr 2018, 17:16

Young Joe once sang a very sad song.
About hearts and hands no longer strong
His mother said 'Joe!

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