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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Apr 2018, 14:10
by lynny
We're an alright bunch aren't we Mavis. :happy-sunshine:


The sailor liked wearing a dress
And cried when his hair was a mess

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Apr 2018, 01:29
by Biggdad
The sailor liked wearing a dress
And cried when his hair was a mess
the salt air helped none

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Apr 2018, 09:42
by mavisbramston
The sailor liked wearing a dress
And cried when his hair was a mess
the salt air helped none
So he put it up in a bun
He looked frightfully cute I confess


There wasan old lady from Perth

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Apr 2018, 15:02
by lynny
There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Apr 2018, 17:05
by Teddy
There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth
How quickly memory fades

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Apr 2018, 19:25
by mavisbramston
There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth
How quickly memory fades
When one wears roller blades

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 09:05
by lynny
There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth
How quick memory fades
When one wears roller blades
And you think that life's just hell on earth



I'm making a list for my shopping

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 12:54
by Biggdad
I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember strawberry topping

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 15:51
by Teddy
I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember strawberry topping
for the ice Cream cake

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 21:44
by Biggdad
I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember strawberry topping
for the ice Cream cake
with it's chocolate flake

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 09:31
by lynny
I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember the strawberry topping
for the ice Cream cake
with it's chocolate flake
And the fat on my hips I'll be copping


School holidays start once again

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 16:12
by Teddy
School holidays start once again
School starts next Monday kids complain

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 20:05
by mavisbramston
School holidays start once again
School starts next Monday kids complain
The kids all have nits

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Apr 2018, 10:05
by lynny
School holidays start once again
School starts Monday kids complain
The kids all have nits
I'm calling it quits

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Apr 2018, 15:10
by Teddy
School holidays start once again
School starts Monday kids complain
The kids all have nits
I'm calling it quits
so are you off to live in Spain


As life began it's daily round