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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 May 2018, 17:04
by lynny
And never be met with again
Until about half past ten

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 May 2018, 07:47
by mavisbramston
And never be met with again
Until about half past ten
So I’ll bring a clock

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 May 2018, 14:18
by Teddy
And never be met with again
Until about half past ten
So I’ll bring a clock
plus a chocolate block

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 May 2018, 15:33
by lynny
And never be met with again
Until about half past ten
So I’ll bring a clock
plus a chocolate block
and talk about times now and then


Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 May 2018, 08:31
by mavisbramston
Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 May 2018, 19:05
by lynny
Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden
He asked Mrs Beaton

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 May 2018, 11:19
by lynny
Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden
He asked Mrs Beaton
To fix what he's eaten

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 May 2018, 13:34
by Teddy
Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden
He asked Mrs Beaton
To fix what he's eaten
But alas she was forbidden



The bellman exclaimed in a fright

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 May 2018, 15:48
by lynny
The bellman exclaimed in a fright
Who's ringing my bell in the night?

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 May 2018, 16:01
by Biggdad
The bellman exclaimed in a fright
Who's ringing my bell in the night?
'Tis the bat in the belfry

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 May 2018, 20:40
by mavisbramston
The bellman exclaimed in a fright
Who's ringing my bell in the night?
'Tis the bat in the belfry
Said Mrs McMelfry
And they attacked the poor bat with a kite!!!!!


A poodle is a most eccentric dog

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 May 2018, 09:03
by mavisbramston
A poodle is a most eccentric dog
Throw a stick it brings back a log

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 May 2018, 09:45
by mavisbramston
A poodle is a most eccentric dog
If you throw a stick it brings back a log
Its hard to embarrass
They all come from Paris
So they frequently dine om frog


All alone so played by myself lol THe metre of the first two lines is wrong. Need help.

Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 May 2018, 10:21
by Teddy
Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head
Concussion he fell out of bed

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 May 2018, 14:21
by lynny
I'm no expert but.........

A poodle is an eccentric dog
If you throw a stick it brings back a log
Its hard to embarrass
They all come from Paris
So when they're out they dine on frog
=D=




Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head
Concussion when he fell out of bed
He staggered about