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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 31 May 2018, 15:01

There was a pig that sat alone
Resting his back against a stone
snorting out loud
at a passing cloud
for bad manners he'd need atone



To put the cold world out of sight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 31 May 2018, 17:18

To put the cold world out of sight
Just look up to the starry night

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Post by Biggdad » 31 May 2018, 22:24

To put the cold world out of sight
Just look up to the starry night
brightest star you can see

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Post by Teddy » 01 Jun 2018, 16:41

To put the cold world out of sight
Just look up to the starry night
brightest star you can see
It will fill you with glee

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Post by lynny » 02 Jun 2018, 09:28

To put the cold world out of sight
Just look up to the starry night
brightest star you can see
It will fill you with glee
You'll feel like sweetness and light



The Hen Night got quite out of hand

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Post by Biggdad » 02 Jun 2018, 23:06

The Hens Night got quite out of hand
All the girls fancied the singer in the band

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Post by Teddy » 03 Jun 2018, 07:24

The Hens Night got quite out of hand
All the girls fancied the singer in the band
His mum kept her eye on him

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Post by lynny » 03 Jun 2018, 10:37

The Hens Night got quite out of hand
All the girls fancied the singer in the band
His mum kept her eye on him
She thinks he's a cherubim

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Post by mavisbramston » 03 Jun 2018, 19:55

Hens Night got quite out of hand
All the girls fancied the singer in the band
His mum kept her eye on him
She thinks he's a cherubim
He’s really a singer in a transgender band

Jack mcdoodle had a very big head

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Post by lynny » 04 Jun 2018, 18:35

Jack Mcdoodle had a very big head
The hat that he wore was usually red

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Post by mavisbramston » 04 Jun 2018, 20:50

Jack Mcdoodle had a very big head
The hat that he wore was usually red
It had a pom pom on top

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Post by lynny » 05 Jun 2018, 09:20

Jack Mcdoodle had a very big head
The hat that he wore was usually red
With a pom pom on top
It worked like a mop

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Post by Teddy » 05 Jun 2018, 11:20

Jack Mcdoodle had a very big head
The hat that he wore was usually red
With a pom pom on top
It worked like a mop
Kept his head warm going to bed




I think of that strange wanderer

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Post by lynny » 05 Jun 2018, 17:30

I think of that strange wanderer
Who became an awful squanderer

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 05 Jun 2018, 17:55

I think of that strange wanderer
Who became an awful squanderer
He stole from the rich

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