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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Jun 2018, 08:27
by lynny
My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Jun 2018, 14:18
by lynny
My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get
He's now on a diet

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Jun 2018, 17:09
by Biggdad
My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get
He's now on a diet
think I will try-it

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Jun 2018, 20:52
by mavisbramston
My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get
He's now on a diet
think I will try-it
But my dog treats me like his pet


I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Jun 2018, 21:44
by Biggdad
I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must'ave left them in a babies pram

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jun 2018, 17:00
by lynny
I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must 'ave left them in a babies pram
I felt a strong breeze

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jun 2018, 17:14
by mavisbramston
I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must'ave left them in a babies pram
Its a long story

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jun 2018, 22:28
by Biggdad
I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must 'ave left them in a babies pram
I felt a strong breeze
made my willy freeze

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jun 2018, 11:43
by lynny
I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must 'ave left them in a babies pram
I felt a strong breeze
made my willy freeze
Now I am just a dirty old man



It was a dark and stormy night

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jun 2018, 16:34
by Biggdad
It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jun 2018, 17:29
by mavisbramston
It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright
I saw a sad ghost

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jun 2018, 19:01
by lynny
It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright
I saw a sad ghost
Eating Vegemite toast

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Jun 2018, 16:37
by Biggdad
It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright
I saw a sad ghost
Eating Vegemite toast
floating bye till way out of sight!


Singapore just had a big thrill

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 11:03
by lynny
Singapore just had a big thrill
It hosted some talks 'tween a nut and a dill

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 11:53
by mavisbramston
Singapore just had a big thrill
It hosted some talks 'tween a nut and a dill
They both waffled on