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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 14:05
by lynny
Singapore just had a big thrill
Hosting talks 'tween a nut and a dill
They both waffled on
'Bout a nuclear bomb

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 17:13
by Biggdad
Singapore just had a big thrill
Hosting talks 'tween a nut and a dill
They both waffled on
'Bout a nuclear bomb
I think I'll still update my will!


My d/in/laws father passed away
the 12 of June was the sad day

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 22:28
by Biggdad
My d/in/laws father passed away
the 12 of June was the sad day
we're all so stressed
families really messed
his funerals in a couple of days!
:teary

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jun 2018, 08:28
by lynny
Awwww Biggdad! How sad......

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jun 2018, 12:00
by Teddy
Puzzling why you did not put this information in Silver Saloon Big Dad, if this is true(please accept my sincere sympathy).

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jun 2018, 15:13
by Biggdad
was just hard to put to paper :teary

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jun 2018, 15:57
by mavisbramston
Very sad. Deepest sympathy sir

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jun 2018, 23:01
by Biggdad
Thanks guys!


'Tis June & we're half way there

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Jun 2018, 12:06
by lynny
'Tis June & we're half way there
The shortest day's nearly here

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Jun 2018, 14:21
by Teddy
'Tis June & we're half way there
The shortest day's nearly here
Please the warmest day

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Jun 2018, 16:52
by lynny
'Tis June & we're half way there
The shortest day's nearly here
Please the warmest day
Hurry up and stay

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Jun 2018, 10:08
by mavisbramston
Tis June & we're half way there
The shortest day's nearly here
Please the warmest day
Hurry up and stay
Warm or cold just RAIN ok!


Sister Mary’s cat was called Annie
It could dance which was quite uncanny

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Jun 2018, 16:50
by lynny
Sister Mary’s cat was called Annie
It could dance which was quite uncanny
It tried to Gavotte

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 Jun 2018, 12:39
by lynny
Sister Mary’s cat was called Annie
It could dance which was quite uncanny
It tried to Gavotte
But found it could not

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 Jun 2018, 13:05
by Teddy
Sister Mary’s cat was called Annie
It could dance which was quite uncanny
It tried to Gavotte
But found it could not
Until she was taught by old Granny



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