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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 08 Jul 2018, 12:40

There was a young lady of station
Chauffeur helped her lose her frustration
He drove her to Brighton
To help her mood lighten
And remove her soul from temptation



There was an old maid in Bombay

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Post by Teddy » 08 Jul 2018, 15:00

There was an old maid in Bombay
who wore faux fur cloak on a cold day

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Post by mavisbramston » 08 Jul 2018, 15:27

There was an old maid in Bombay
who wore faux fur cloak on a cold day
It made the maid sweat

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Post by Biggdad » 08 Jul 2018, 15:42

There was an old maid in Bombay
who wore faux fur cloak on a cold day
It made the maid sweat
she really did regret

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Post by mavisbramston » 09 Jul 2018, 08:30

There was an old maid in Bombay
who wore faux fur cloak on a cold day
It made the maid sweat
she really did regret
The coat was alive! It ran away!



I often carefully wax my chest

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Post by lynny » 09 Jul 2018, 16:51

I often carefully wax my chest
My wife decided it looked like a nest

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Post by mavisbramston » 09 Jul 2018, 21:46

:eek I often carefully wax my chest
My wife decided it looked like a nest
But it takes real guts
While waxing your nuts
A potato peeler seems to works best



OUCH! Lol

The owl couldnt find the pussy cat
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Jul 2018, 09:39

Hi folks. Its not an ego trip. I just find the site pretty dead and if its really quiet I go ahead and finish the limmerick
Feel free to rewrite it if you wish. I have a pretty thick skin :lol:

I think someone else should do the first line. If you dont like my

The owl coulnt find the pussy cat

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Post by lynny » 10 Jul 2018, 10:09

The owl couldn't find the pussy cat
The boat had sunk so that was that

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Post by Teddy » 10 Jul 2018, 12:59



The owl couldn't find the pussy cat
The boat had sunk so that was that
they were all at sea

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Post by lynny » 10 Jul 2018, 21:04

The owl couldn't find the pussy cat
The boat had sunk so that was that
they were all at sea
with no honey for tea

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Post by Biggdad » 10 Jul 2018, 22:07

The owl couldn't find the pussy cat
The boat had sunk so that was that
they were all at sea
with no honey for tea
so they drank coffee out of a hat!


thirteen young boys from Thailand

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Jul 2018, 10:51

loved the owl and pussy goat.

I cant think of anything funny about the Thai boys but you have set a challenge. Might step out of that excenpt to say thx for keeping this thread going. Good my dying grey cells

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Post by lynny » 11 Jul 2018, 13:57

Thirteen young boys from Thailand
Have all made it back to dry land

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Post by Biggdad » 11 Jul 2018, 15:34

Thirteen young boys from Thailand
Have all made it back to dry land
after a harrowing time

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