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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jul 2018, 16:07
by lynny
Thirteen young boys from Thailand
Have all made it back to dry land
A harrowing time
In mud rocks and slime

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jul 2018, 16:45
by Teddy
Thirteen young boys from Thailand
Have all made it back to dry land
A harrowing time
In mud rocks and slime
All giving thanks from many lands


Three little maids, one winter day

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jul 2018, 21:46
by lynny
Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 16:35
by Biggdad
Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play
Picnic Rock they ventured too

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Jul 2018, 10:43
by Teddy
Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play
Picnic Rock they ventured too
Not the local Zoo

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jul 2018, 10:00
by lynny
Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play
Picnic Rock they ventured to
Not the local Zoo
To watch all the monkeys on display



I don't think the people like Trump

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jul 2018, 14:08
by Teddy
I don't think the people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jul 2018, 09:38
by lynny
I don't think many people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump
If he pressed that button

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jul 2018, 17:09
by Teddy
I don't think many people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump
If he pressed that button
No, he's not a glutton

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Jul 2018, 09:03
by lynny
I don't think many people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump
If he pressed that button
No, he's not a glutton
In fact he's a boring old frump


If I were a Queen for one day

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Jul 2018, 15:28
by Teddy
If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Jul 2018, 20:27
by Biggdad
If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away
eating a quince

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Jul 2018, 09:42
by lynny
If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away
eating a quince
with my favourite prince

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Jul 2018, 10:23
by Biggdad
If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away
eating a quince
with my favourite prince
riding in a dray with the hay


A little old lady from Perth

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Jul 2018, 11:18
by Teddy
A little old lady from Perth
walked a mile each morning since birth