Limericks!!

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 17 Jul 2018, 19:22

A little old lady from Perth
walked a mile each morning since birth
A clever young thing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 17 Jul 2018, 22:23

A little old lady from Perth
walked a mile each morning since birth
A clever young thing
Who also could sing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 18 Jul 2018, 15:33

A little old lady from Perth
walked a mile each morning since birth
A clever young thing
Who also could sing
Although very big in the girth


Through driving mists I seemed to see

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 19 Jul 2018, 09:01

Through driving mists I seemed to see
A dopplegangerr who looked like thee

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 19 Jul 2018, 09:18

Through driving mists I seemed to see
A dopplegangerr who looked like thee
I rubbed at my eyes

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 19 Jul 2018, 20:28

Through driving mists I seemed to see
A dopplegangerr who looked like thee
I rubbed at my eyes
looked to the skies

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 20 Jul 2018, 10:00

Through driving mists I seemed to see
A dopplegangerr who looked like thee
I rubbed at my eyes
looked to the skies
So then went and looked at the sea



He left her, and he turned aside

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 20 Jul 2018, 15:56

He left her and he turned aside
It was obvious her hair was dyed

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 20 Jul 2018, 18:09

He left her and he turned aside
It was obvious her hair was dyed
Green hair on her head
Her pubes were dyed red

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 22 Jul 2018, 13:54

He left her and he turned aside
It was obvious her hair was dyed
Green hair on her head
She filled him with dread

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 22 Jul 2018, 16:38

He left her and he turned aside
It was obvious her hair was dyed
Green hair on her head
She filled him with dread
and his eyes filled with tears as he cried


winter is here with a vengence

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 23 Jul 2018, 09:43

Winter is here with a vengeance
It's limiting my independence

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 23 Jul 2018, 10:32

Winter is here with a vengeance
It's limiting my independence
I shudder and shiver

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 23 Jul 2018, 15:15

Winter is here with a vengeance
It's limiting my independence
I shudder and shiver
Tis affecting my liver

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 24 Jul 2018, 09:06

Winter is here with a vengeance
It's limiting my independence
I shudder and shiver
Tis affecting my liver
Even icicles on our fence


He sat beside the busy street

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