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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 28 Jan 2019, 19:40

Seagulls ate my chips at the beach
I thought I'd put them out of their reach

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 28 Jan 2019, 21:44

Seagulls ate my chips at the beach
I thought I'd put them out of their reach
wrapped in the HERALD

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 28 Jan 2019, 22:31

Seagulls ate my chips at the beach
I thought I'd put them out of their reach
wrapped in the HERALD
I gave them to Gerald

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 29 Jan 2019, 09:14

Biggdad wrote:
28 Jan 2019, 15:53
The doctor gave Paddy a pill
Which he tossed out the window sill.
Next day he was dead
he landed on his head
Because he forget to let go of the pill

Hey bigdad and limmerickers one of the best for a while..funny and a good punch line. :lol:

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 29 Jan 2019, 09:18

Seagulls ate my chips at the beach
I thought I'd put them out of their reach
wrapped in the HERALD
I gave them to Gerald
Who ate the sea gulls instead with a peach.

Thirty nudists in a nudist camp

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 29 Jan 2019, 09:31

Thirty nudists in a nudist camp
Were all overcome by cold and damp

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 29 Jan 2019, 12:37

Thirty nudists in a nudist camp
Were all overcome by cold and damp
Were quickly told decamp

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 29 Jan 2019, 13:02

Had to change that last line Teddy......too many AMPs :icon_biggrin: sorry!


Thirty nudists in a nudist camp
Were all overcome by cold and damp
They were told to go
When it started to snow

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Post by Tedwalker » 29 Jan 2019, 17:35

Thirty nudists in a nudist camp
Were all overcome by cold and damp
They were told to go
When it started to snow
So they all raced up the exit ramp.

All the animals left the bush

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Post by Teddy » 30 Jan 2019, 09:04

All the animals left the bush
The wild Turkey told them to hush

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Post by Tedwalker » 30 Jan 2019, 09:14

All the animals left the bush
The wild Turkey told them to hush
They needed some food

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 30 Jan 2019, 09:40

All the animals left the bush
The wild Turkey told them to hush
They needed some food
to feed the whole brood

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Post by lynny » 30 Jan 2019, 11:49

All the animals left the bush
The wild Turkey told them to hush
They needed some food
to feed the whole brood
They'd eat twigs if shove came to push



Roy liked blow-up ladies as friends

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 30 Jan 2019, 14:08

Roy liked blow-up ladies as friends \:D/
going on holidays every weekend

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 31 Jan 2019, 08:37

Roy liked blow-up ladies as friends
going on holidays every weekend
When Suzy went flat

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