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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 31 Jan 2019, 11:32

Roy liked blow-up ladies as friends
going on holidays every weekend
When Suzy went flat
he'd think, that's that

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 31 Jan 2019, 14:50

Roy liked blow-up ladies as friends
going on holidays every weekend
When Suzy went flat
he'd think, that's that
just 2 minutes & all fun comes to an end.

Myself, I prefer Lynne as a friend :happy-sunshine:

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Post by Teddy » 31 Jan 2019, 15:24

Myself, I prefer Lynne as a friend :happy-sunshine:
A delightful choice to extend

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Post by lynny » 31 Jan 2019, 16:29

:icon_biggrin:


Myself, I prefer Lynne as a friend :happy-sunshine:
A delightful choice to extend
She's quiet and shy

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Post by mavisbramston » 31 Jan 2019, 20:58

Myself, I prefer Lynne as a friend :happy-sunshine:
A delightful choice to extend
She's quiet and shy
Likes martini dry

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Post by mavisbramston » 31 Jan 2019, 21:04

:icon_biggrin:

I just read the blow up ladies limmerick....that was not only delightfully naughty it was damn funny. I needed a good laugh. Thanks everyone! :text-thankyou:

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Post by Gillian » 01 Feb 2019, 07:59

Myself, I prefer Lynne as a friend :happy-sunshine:
A delightful choice to extend
She's quiet and shy
Likes martini dry
The last I heard she'd gone 'round the bend


Biggdad's shoes are too big for his feet

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 01 Feb 2019, 10:44

Biggdad's shoes are too big for his feet
He keeps falling down in the street

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Post by mavisbramston » 01 Feb 2019, 11:01

Biggdad's shoes are too big for his feet
He keeps on falling down in the street
His pants are too small

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 01 Feb 2019, 11:02

Added a word lynny for metre. Learned all that from you :icon_biggrin:

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Post by Biggdad » 01 Feb 2019, 14:41

Biggdad's shoes are too big for his feet
He keeps on falling down in the street
His pants are too small
no room for his --LLS O:)

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Post by Tedwalker » 01 Feb 2019, 15:31

Biggdad's shoes are too big for his feet
He keeps on falling down in the street
His pants are too small
no room for his --LLS O:)
And now he says otherwise everything's sweet.

The clouds are massing for a rainy spell

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Post by mavisbramston » 01 Feb 2019, 21:40

The clouds are massing for a rainy spell
Oh golly gosh what is that smell?

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Post by Tedwalker » 02 Feb 2019, 09:37

The clouds are massing for a rainy spell
Oh golly gosh what is that smell?
The cows got wet

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 02 Feb 2019, 11:33

The clouds are massing for a rainy spell
Oh golly gosh what is that smell?
The cows got wet
better call the Vet

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