Limericks!!

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Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 02 Feb 2019, 16:10

The clouds are massing for a rainy spell
Oh golly gosh what is that smell?
The cows got wet
better call the Vet
he said the foul smell was Cardinal Pell

January gone & February's here

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 03 Feb 2019, 09:33

January's gone & February's here
I think it's time to brew some beer

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 03 Feb 2019, 11:35

January's gone & February's here
I think it's time to brew some beer
The cops are watching

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 03 Feb 2019, 14:53

January's gone & February's here
I think it's time to brew some beer
The cops are watching
me bringing the Scotch in

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 03 Feb 2019, 14:56

January's gone & February's here
I think it's time to brew some beer
The cops are watching
Grog is frothing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 03 Feb 2019, 15:51

January's gone & February's here
I think it's time to brew some beer
The cops are watching
Grog is frothing
Thought you were to study king Leah



Have you been watching the Cricket

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 03 Feb 2019, 20:33

Have you been watching the Cricket
Heres my lolly would you like to lick it?

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 Feb 2019, 08:41

Have you been watching the Cricket
Heres my lolly would you like to lick it
The game is so boring

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 04 Feb 2019, 12:30

Have you been watching the Cricket
Heres my lolly would you like to lick it
The game is so boring
And Teddy is snoring


Only joking teddy :happy-sunshine:

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 Feb 2019, 13:53

Have you been watching the Cricket
Heres my lolly would you like to lick it
The game is so boring
And Teddy is snoring
And her hubby has bought season tickets


If ever you go to Japan

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 04 Feb 2019, 16:28

If ever you go to Japan
Hook up with a Japanese man

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 04 Feb 2019, 16:49

If ever you go to Japan
Hook up with a Japanese man
Pretend you're a geisha

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 Feb 2019, 20:45

If ever you go to Japan
Hook up with a Japanese man
Pretend you're a geisha
From southern Rhodesia

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 04 Feb 2019, 22:21

If ever you go to Japan
Hook up with a Japanese man
Pretend you're a geisha
From southern Rhodesia
using a Wok, not a frying Pan


Using jumbled words is just fine

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 05 Feb 2019, 16:30

Using jumbled words is just fine
you can change them if inclined

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