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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 11:54
by lynny
The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 15:02
by Biggdad
The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue
the crackers went bang

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 16:37
by Tedwalker
The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue
the crackers went bang
The people all sang

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 08:39
by lynny
The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue
the crackers went bang
The people all sang
And then we went home for a brew


Old granny just took to her bed

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 09:47
by Tedwalker
Old granny just took to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 10:02
by Biggdad
Old granny just took to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said
he said "you look old"

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 17:21
by lynny
Old granny just took herself to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said
He said "you look old"
She said "that's me told!"

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 18:27
by Biggdad
Old granny just took herself to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said
He said "you look old"
She said "that's me told!"
"you can go and sleep in the shed"!


while walking on the beach one day

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Feb 2019, 16:30
by lynny
While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Feb 2019, 16:35
by Biggdad
While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay
no one on board

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Feb 2019, 09:43
by Tedwalker
While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay
no one on board
But a cocaine hoard

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Feb 2019, 15:49
by lynny
While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay
no one on board
But a cocaine hoard
And so I cried 'anchors aweigh!'


While digging a rather big hole

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Feb 2019, 16:06
by Biggdad
While digging a rather big hole
I thought, "Yeh I'm on the dole"

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Feb 2019, 10:13
by Biggdad
While digging a rather big hole
I thought, "Yeh I'm on the dole"
I'm not being paid

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Feb 2019, 21:55
by lynny
While digging a rather big hole
I thought, "Yeh I'm on the dole"
I'm not being paid
I've bought my own spade