Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 10 Jun 2013, 11:39

:lol:

'Mother's Ruin' some would say
Expensive end, if you have to pay

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 10 Jun 2013, 12:29

Don't go out when it is dark
You may not find a place to park

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 10 Jun 2013, 14:34

Drink away your fears
with another round of beers

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 11 Jun 2013, 09:03

When in Rome go see The Trevi
ensure you have some dosh for the Levy

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 11 Jun 2013, 13:38

I'd like to paddle in the sea
I know it makes me want to pee

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Dusty » 11 Jun 2013, 18:20

My feeble brain is soaked in whiskey
do you think I could be tipsy?
I,m right into Craft, cant remember a flamin' thing

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 12 Jun 2013, 09:28

A cup of tea is good for you
It gives the spirit Whoop-de-do!

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 12 Jun 2013, 12:20

With cups of coffee I don't tangle
It only makes my nerves go jangle

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 12 Jun 2013, 15:35

Horlicks used to make us sleepy
Now the cost just makes us weepy.

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Dusty » 12 Jun 2013, 16:11

Milo makes a tasty nightcap
but sadly settles round my kneecap
I,m right into Craft, cant remember a flamin' thing

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 12 Jun 2013, 16:48

Coffee and rum
can make me hum !

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 13 Jun 2013, 09:47

Nights on Tiles can lead astray
a cat that only wants to play.

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 13 Jun 2013, 10:04

Our hearts were young and gay
If I did that now, there'd be **** to pay!

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 13 Jun 2013, 12:23

I mustn't be found face down in the gutter
So I'll stay home eating bread and butter

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Dusty » 13 Jun 2013, 17:24

To sip a cup of sweet white wine
somehow makes us feel devine
I,m right into Craft, cant remember a flamin' thing

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