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Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 01 Jun 2013, 12:59
by Maggs
Little fun for all our witty members ...


I planted a rosebush - I thought it was pretty
But without water it died in a jiffy

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 01 Jun 2013, 13:05
by Maggs
I have a dog whose name is Jenny
She certainly costs me a pretty penny!

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 01 Jun 2013, 13:06
by lynny
My gardening skills are next to none !
I planted some lettuce and then they were gone

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 01 Jun 2013, 13:10
by Maggs
Last Sunday I was invited for tea
and nobody turned up , only me!

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 02 Jun 2013, 11:03
by Maggs
Eating Al Fresco is rather pleasant
with Guacamole and Roasted Pheasant.

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 02 Jun 2013, 11:37
by lynny
Going on picnics can help you relax
That's 'til you end up with ants in your daks

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 02 Jun 2013, 16:57
by Maggs
The good old days were bright and gay
today we don't know what to say!

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 15:12
by lynny
There's no need for the young to say owt at all
They can type it all on their Facebook wall

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 15:50
by Maggs
Can our Julia win the race
and spit on Tony's tortured face?

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 17:28
by lynny
Heavens above, I've burnt my toast
No matter because I eat more than most

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 04 Jun 2013, 11:18
by Maggs
I'm glad I was born on a Mothering Sunday
I don't want to turn out as Solomon Grundy

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 04 Jun 2013, 13:53
by lynny
Blow out the candles make a wish
watch that cake disappear from its dish

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 09:53
by Maggs
:biggrin:

I like to look at the stars at night
some shoot, some twinkle and that's alright

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 13:25
by lynny
If you see a little green man
run for the hills as fast as you can

Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 10:02
by Maggs
A Trip to The Tower to see the Crown Jewels
can only result in a lot of drools.