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Post by Dreamweaver »

Having found there were three versions of "Sweet Violets", I posted the second, the well known one, up in our Little Bit of Culture section. The third one I think belongs here! :cool:


Sweet Violets 3

There was a young farmer who sat on a rick,
Bawling and shouting and waving his
Fist at a lady who sat on the rocks
Teaching young boys how to play with their

Bows and their arrows and weapons of yore
When along came a lady who looked like a
Decent young lady who walked like a duck,
She said she had found out a new way to

Educate the children to sew and to knit,
While the men of the manor were shovelling
Muck from the barnyard and dirt from the byre
Where the lord of the manor was pulling his

Horse from the stable to go on the hunt
While the lady of the manor was powdering her
Face -
what did you think I was going to say?
I'll sing it another day.
I dream, therefore I am.

sigun

Post by sigun »

Hahahaha, is that the xxx version, or is there another one? :shock:

Merri

Post by Merri »

There will be when you write one Sigun, anyway! :smile: Give it a go! :cool:

sigun

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You are tempting me, Merri, but no it would be a waste of time because it couldn't be published! :grin: :grin: :grin:
(Now, that gets me off the hook, I hope!)

Dawn

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shame that! :grin: :grin: :grin: I dare ya Sigun! :grin: :grin:

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Yeah come on, we may all learn a few new words. Won't we?

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Ooh!
The things you find when you dig deep!
I dream, therefore I am.

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Good one, DW.
"A change is gonna come."

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Merri, Sigun, Dawn and the Godfather

Treasures of the deep...... :happy-sunshine:

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