Why hand guns are needed.

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Why hand guns are needed.

Post by Dreamweaver » 24 Feb 2016, 21:31

Woman Stops Grizzly Attack– With 25 Cal Pistol.

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy pistol
by a woman against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? And do we
really want the government telling us we can’t carry a gun?
While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised
by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere.
She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my boyfriend’s knee cap was all it took!!!!!
The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It’s one of the best pistols in my collection.
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Post by godfather » 25 Feb 2016, 21:42

Wow, she was lucky that her boyfriend was running behind her. Otherwise it would have been difficult to hit the kneecap with the first shot!

:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
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Post by Maggs » 11 Apr 2016, 16:57

I can do better than that....at a picnic in Canada the family and a friend decided to go for a stroll......the friend decided to take a walk over to a copse of trees and was surveying the beautiful scenery, when a brown bear put his paw on her shoulder. Friends husband decided he had better do something before he lost his wife. My husband and her Husband slowly walked around the back when they got there both husbands were trying to shoo the bear away and his wife just carried on admiring the scene..... when they turned her around she shot like a bullet screaming. Alls well that ended well.

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Post by lynny » 11 Apr 2016, 20:33

Ha ha DW! Good one =D> =D> :lol:

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