Babys first visit.

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grandduke
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Babys first visit.

Post by grandduke » 15 Apr 2016, 22:10

> This made me laugh out loud.
> I hope it will give you a smile!
>
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
> the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
>
> The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
> checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby
> was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied.
>
> 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts

> for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
>
> Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby
> is underweight.
> You don't have any milk.'
>
> I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,
>
> But I'm glad I came." :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: Babys first visit.

Post by Betty » 16 Apr 2016, 07:25

:heeheehee :heeheehee
A rose by any other name...............

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Re: Babys first visit.

Post by lynny » 16 Apr 2016, 12:25

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Babys first visit.

Post by godfather » 16 Apr 2016, 18:35

Hehehehehe, fooled them all!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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