Jesus in my Heart

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Jesus in my Heart

Post by Teddy » 13 Jan 2011, 09:21

This Week's Funny,Jesus in My Heart
My four-year-old granddaughter, Amanda, went to the doctor's office with a fever. The doctor looked in her ears and said, "Who's in there? Donald Duck?"

She said, "No." He looked in her nose and said, "Who's in there? Mickey Mouse?"

Again she said, "No." He put his stethoscope on her heart and said, "Who's in there? Barney?"

Amanda replied, "No, Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underwear."

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Re: Jesus in my Heart

Post by Dusty » 13 Jan 2011, 12:34

that's beautiful Teddy thanks
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Re: Jesus in my Heart

Post by Dreamweaver » 13 Jan 2011, 15:20

I bet that took the good doctor by surprise! :happy-sunshine:
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