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booze bus

Post by grandduke » 27 Jan 2011, 18:22

The Booze Bus...!!
Two indigenous Australians were driving their old
Ford Falcon in the outback recently, when off in the distance
they saw a police "booze bus".

Rather than trying to avoid it, the driver headed straight for it.
As they pulled up, the driver wound his window down and said
'G'day, brudder! Two cans of Emu Export, thanks!'

The copper glared at him and said 'You must be drunk!
Get out of the car and blow into this tube!'

The driver said 'Sorry boss, I can't blow in that,
I got a letter from the doctor saying I'm asthmatic
and I'll pass out if I blow in that.'

The cop smirked and said 'OK - in that case,
we require you to give a blood sample.'

'Nah, nah - sorry, boss,' replied the driver.
'Can't be doin' that. Got a letter from the Red Cross sayin'
I'm a haemophiliac, and I could bleed to death if I gave
a blood sample.
Sorry, boss, can't do that!'

By now the copper was getting very irate,
and so he demanded that the driver provide a urine sample for testing.

The driver shook his head and said
'Sorry boss, can't do that either.'

The copper protested 'Surely you haven't got a letter for that!!!'

'Bloody oath, mate!' says the driver,
'It's from Kevin Rudd, the Prime Minister of this lovely
country of Australia - he's apologised, and says that
you whitefellas can't take the piss out of us blackfellas no more! :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
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Re: booze bus

Post by godfather » 27 Jan 2011, 21:39

:eek :eek :eek

Watch out, the booze bus will get ya too!
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.


Re: booze bus

Post by Dawn » 30 Jan 2011, 15:00

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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