Britain's Health Care Proposals

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Britain's Health Care Proposals

Post by Dreamweaver » 03 Feb 2011, 20:56

From a comment on an article in The Independent: (with serious implications/complications?)

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists said they could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing but the ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it.
The medics thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were totally pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Ultimately, the Proctologists concluded that if we listen to the government ar*eholes in London it will be the end of the NHS!
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Post by Dawn » 04 Feb 2011, 12:04

Very clever! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Teddy » 04 Feb 2011, 12:46

really clever dw. :lol:

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Post by godfather » 04 Feb 2011, 21:46

Good one and sounding so true!

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