Texting for Seniors

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Texting for Seniors

Post by Dawn » 22 Mar 2011, 13:51

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD ~ At The Doctor's

BFF ~ Best Friend Farted

BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair

CBM ~ Covered By Medicare

CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center

DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent

FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was

FYI ~ Found Your Insulin

GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again

HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement

LOL ~ Living On Lipitor

LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner

ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up

SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder

WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?

GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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Re: Texting for Seniors

Post by Maggs » 23 Mar 2011, 11:00

All good, but ROFL-CGU is the best! :laughing-rollingyellow:

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Re: Texting for Seniors

Post by godfather » 23 Mar 2011, 20:49

Great lot, Dawn, love it and still ROFL-CGU !!!!

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