Enjoy Life Now!

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Teddy
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Enjoy Life Now!

Post by Teddy » 30 Mar 2011, 08:47

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home,
Lock your doors,
Draw the curtains and
Disconnect the phone
So you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ***THAN YOURS!

...Now, If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...You're just an old sour ****
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!


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Dawn

Re: Enjoy Life Now!

Post by Dawn » 30 Mar 2011, 17:23

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Enjoy Life Now!

Post by godfather » 30 Mar 2011, 20:30

Love it, thanks Teddy!

Couldn't you just visualise all our politicians working in the Johnson & Johnson research department? I can!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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