the affair

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grandduke
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the affair

Post by grandduke » 02 Apr 2011, 07:15

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.' :- :- :heeheehee :heeheehee
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
George Bernard Shaw

Dawn

Re: the affair

Post by Dawn » 02 Apr 2011, 13:47

good one Dukey! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: the affair

Post by godfather » 02 Apr 2011, 20:41

Way to go!

:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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