Grandparents Answering Machine

How can we improve the prognosis for our maturing Australians? Suggestions, ideas, proposals for better social and health issues, including retirement accommodation, etc.

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Grandparents Answering Machine

Post by Teddy » 30 May 2011, 15:34


Good morning. . . .

At present we are not available but,

Please leave your message

After you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp ....

If you are one of our children,

Press 1

If you need us to stay with the children,

Press 2

If you want to borrow the car,

Press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing,

Press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight,

Press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school,

Press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday

or to have it delivered to your home,
Press 7

If you want to come to eat here,

Press 8

If you need money,

Press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner,

or take us to the theatre,

Start talking,

We are listening!

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Re: Grandparents Answering Machine

Post by Maggs » 30 May 2011, 17:03

That sounds familiar! :lol:

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Re: Grandparents Answering Machine

Post by godfather » 03 Jun 2011, 11:36

That's cruel to the utmost degree.
Would we really do that to our children?

Y E S ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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