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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Feb 2018, 13:29

A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar
Became the P. M.
That'll depend
On how I will spend your dollar




My fancy gave her eyes of blue

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Feb 2018, 22:39

My fancy gave her eyes of blue
Sinatra was blessed with two BLUE TOO

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Feb 2018, 10:30

My fancy gave her eyes of blue
Sinatra was blessed with two blue too
When he sang a song

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 15 Feb 2018, 11:57

My fancy gave her eyes of blue
Sinatra was blessed with two blue too
When he sang a song
I would sing along

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 16 Feb 2018, 11:28

My fancy gave her eyes of blue
Sinatra was blessed with two blue too
When he sang a song
I would sing along
Concert booked before he was due


A call from the taxation office

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Feb 2018, 14:58

A call from the taxation office
Asking that I explain my losses

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 16 Feb 2018, 21:14

A call from the taxation office
Asking that I explain my losses
I’m addicted to racing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 17 Feb 2018, 12:59

A call from the taxation office
Asking that I explain my losses
I’m addicted to racing
Bronco's are you chasing?

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 18 Feb 2018, 09:26

A call from the taxation office
Asking I explain my losses
I’m addicted to racing
Bronco's are you chasing?
I'm not paid enough by my bosses



The Commonwealth Games will be fun

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 18 Feb 2018, 12:17

The Commonwealth Games will be fun
Suncoast or Goldcoast thankful not Sun
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 19 Feb 2018, 09:17

The Commonwealth Games will be fun
With medals galore to be won
I'm watching the swimming

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 19 Feb 2018, 10:20

Stuck.
Senior moment maybe but I dont understand second line. Not having a go at you Teddy it probably me.
Does it mean there is no sun? 8-[

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 19 Feb 2018, 10:21

Ah thanks Lynny. Guys feel free to correct mine too if needed.
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 19 Feb 2018, 10:46

In Queensland we have two Coasts, one area at the lower end is the Gold Coast( the latter where the Commonwealth games are being held)the upper end is the Sunshine Coast, famous for their lovely beaches , Sunshine Coast has Mooloolaba, Noosa,etc.,Gold Coast's famous beach ,Surfers Paradise.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 19 Feb 2018, 11:22

The Commonwealth Games will be fun
Suncoast or Goldcoast thankful not Sun
I'm watching the swimming
to see which country winning

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