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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 May 2018, 17:04

And never be met with again
Until about half past ten

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 15 May 2018, 07:47

And never be met with again
Until about half past ten
So I’ll bring a clock

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 15 May 2018, 14:18

And never be met with again
Until about half past ten
So I’ll bring a clock
plus a chocolate block

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Post by lynny » 15 May 2018, 15:33

And never be met with again
Until about half past ten
So I’ll bring a clock
plus a chocolate block
and talk about times now and then


Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 16 May 2018, 08:31

Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden

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Post by lynny » 16 May 2018, 19:05

Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden
He asked Mrs Beaton

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Post by lynny » 17 May 2018, 11:19

Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden
He asked Mrs Beaton
To fix what he's eaten

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Post by Teddy » 17 May 2018, 13:34

Old Jim liked a nice treacle puddin'
But Jims puddin's texture was wooden
He asked Mrs Beaton
To fix what he's eaten
But alas she was forbidden



The bellman exclaimed in a fright

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 17 May 2018, 15:48

The bellman exclaimed in a fright
Who's ringing my bell in the night?

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Post by Biggdad » 17 May 2018, 16:01

The bellman exclaimed in a fright
Who's ringing my bell in the night?
'Tis the bat in the belfry

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Post by mavisbramston » 17 May 2018, 20:40

The bellman exclaimed in a fright
Who's ringing my bell in the night?
'Tis the bat in the belfry
Said Mrs McMelfry
And they attacked the poor bat with a kite!!!!!


A poodle is a most eccentric dog

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 18 May 2018, 09:03

A poodle is a most eccentric dog
Throw a stick it brings back a log

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 18 May 2018, 09:45

A poodle is a most eccentric dog
If you throw a stick it brings back a log
Its hard to embarrass
They all come from Paris
So they frequently dine om frog


All alone so played by myself lol THe metre of the first two lines is wrong. Need help.

Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head

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Post by Teddy » 18 May 2018, 10:21

Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head
Concussion he fell out of bed

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 18 May 2018, 14:21

I'm no expert but.........

A poodle is an eccentric dog
If you throw a stick it brings back a log
Its hard to embarrass
They all come from Paris
So when they're out they dine on frog
=D=




Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head
Concussion when he fell out of bed
He staggered about

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