Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 10 Feb 2019, 11:54

The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue

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Post by Biggdad » 10 Feb 2019, 15:02

The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue
the crackers went bang

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Post by Tedwalker » 10 Feb 2019, 16:37

The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue
the crackers went bang
The people all sang

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Feb 2019, 08:39

The fireworks show was all askew
We waited two hours in a queue
the crackers went bang
The people all sang
And then we went home for a brew


Old granny just took to her bed

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 11 Feb 2019, 09:47

Old granny just took to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said

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Post by Biggdad » 11 Feb 2019, 10:02

Old granny just took to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said
he said "you look old"

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Post by lynny » 11 Feb 2019, 17:21

Old granny just took herself to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said
He said "you look old"
She said "that's me told!"

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Post by Biggdad » 11 Feb 2019, 18:27

Old granny just took herself to her bed
Because of what her hubby just said
He said "you look old"
She said "that's me told!"
"you can go and sleep in the shed"!


while walking on the beach one day

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Post by lynny » 12 Feb 2019, 16:30

While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay

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Post by Biggdad » 12 Feb 2019, 16:35

While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay
no one on board

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Post by Tedwalker » 13 Feb 2019, 09:43

While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay
no one on board
But a cocaine hoard

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Post by lynny » 13 Feb 2019, 15:49

While walking on the beach one day
I found a boat washed up in the bay
no one on board
But a cocaine hoard
And so I cried 'anchors aweigh!'


While digging a rather big hole

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Post by Biggdad » 13 Feb 2019, 16:06

While digging a rather big hole
I thought, "Yeh I'm on the dole"

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Post by Biggdad » 14 Feb 2019, 10:13

While digging a rather big hole
I thought, "Yeh I'm on the dole"
I'm not being paid

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Feb 2019, 21:55

While digging a rather big hole
I thought, "Yeh I'm on the dole"
I'm not being paid
I've bought my own spade

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